

You can’t just declare something consensual. If you care so much about her needs and limits, maybe you should’ve consulted her at some point in the process of writing this monstrosity? Handing someone a fully-written contract and going “of course you have a choice! you can sign, or not sign!” isn’t exactly negotiation.ģ The Dominant and the Submissive agree and acknowledge that all that occurs under the terms of this contract will be consensual, confidential, and subject to the agreed limits and safety procedures set out in this contract. Never mind D/s I think Bark DangerStomp has a full-blown lawyer-play fetish going here.Ģ The fundamental purpose of this contract is to allow the Submissive to explore her sensuality and her limits safely, with due respect and regard for her needs, her limits and her wellbeing.

THE PARTIES AGREE AS FOLLOWS 1 The following are the terms of a binding contract between the Dominant and the Submissive.ĭid I mention this thing goes on for fifteen pages? There’s sub-clauses and cross-references. (Vancouver zip codes are in the 986XX range.) This isn’t really bad, just… unnecessarily inexplicable. James some slack and say “well, it’s like putting 555 in a phone number,” except that Escala is a real building in Seattle.

BIG McLARGEHUGE of 301 Escala, Seattle, WA 98889 (“The Dominant”) MISS ANASTASIA STEELE of 1114 SW Green Street, Apartment 7, Haven Heights, Vancouver, WA 98888 (“The Submissive”)ĩ888 aren’t real zip codes. Also forced exercise.ĬONTRACT Made this day_ of 2011 (“The Commencement Date”) BETWEEN MR. I hope you like fakey, blatantly illegal legal documents, because most of this chapter is one of them! In its entirety! Right down to the signature page and appendices! Because EROTICA!Ĭontent warnings for this chapter: A legal document that somehow still manages to incorporate emotional and physical abuse and total disregard for consent. (And because I really want to do more original writing, and I’m hoping getting more FSoG out of the way will motivate me to do that.) It’s a double post day! Because I decided to, that’s why! And because nothing happens in either chapter, so really it’s like getting zero chapters for the price of two! Let’s Read Fifty Shades of Grey Contract ( Explained) part 2. Sliceofkimbo on 22 Stages of Relationship Betw…Īfrican American on McDonald’s beating: RUDY GIULI… Snovitra Super Power on 7 Ways to Stop Premature …

